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The 2005 "Who wants a Moustache Ride" Ride

Each year Category 6 riders come together in solidarity by sporting
the creepiest facial haircut worn this and last century. We start in the
beginning of January with a non-competitive beard growing contest.
The beard would keep us warm if we were to go on any training rides,
and more importantly make us look like we deserve to wear Carhart
pants.

February 1st we make a bold move and begin heated competition. We
shave down to the 'stache. This competition begins with a honorary ride
to show the local pubs and breweries how much more hair we can
grow than last year. We call this The "Who wants a moustache ride"
Ride.

This year we showed the world how racing bikes really help us to grow facial hair. We met in the parking lot of
Freewheel bike. Tyler was inside shaving off the small dog he had under his chin. He left such a huge pile of chin
pubes in the bathroom garbage, the next day Meagan, the mechanic, wouldn't go in there for fear of getting bitten.

As everyone arrived, we got to size up the competition. Not that length or density matter in our competition (it only
matters who can keep a regulation moustache longest), but it was good to see who looked the worst. If you
moustache is particularly horrid you're not likely to keep it that long.

See The Contestants

We hit the road on the way to Elsie's to get wasted and sing a little
moustache inspired Karaoke. Apparently we left way too early. Sorry.

We let our moustaches guide the way and somehow we found a dirty bar
with cheap drinks and bad singing.

Well, the singing wasn't all bad. Mr. Smiley in
the right of this picture had himself a set of
pipes and made us look like amateurs.

Also in the picture was our overly worked waiter.
I used to think guys with moustaches got
discriminated against. Not here. This guy
worked his tail off cutting through sweaty
bike-o's all night. It's great to see equal rights
for facial hair in action.

Bender
earned
himself a
T-shirt for
this move.
Click on the
photo to
see bender
in action.