The moustaches >
C6RS
Sov:
Sov has worn a moustache for about 40% of the year anyway. While
he looks dashing with it, most of the year it isn't regulation. He brings it
down the side of his chin just like the handlebars of his bike. To this he
was approached by a beautiful woman in a bar once and asked "Is that
moustache ironic?". I think he answered, "No maam, It came with the
hat."
Beautiful growth.
Tyler:
Tyler came out last year with one of the thickest beards in town. He had
Bob Roll like density on his face. We were nervous to compete with
Tyler, because we didn't notice that his upper lip was blonde and thin.
He shaved and looked just as horrible as the rest of us. This year
Tyler's 'stache got a little thicker. It has now been noticed that with a
'stache he looks much like a young Ron Jeremy. Hurl knighted him with
his new nickname "Hedgehog Jr". Ladies, I can't say for sure, but I've
heard things. That's all.
Derrick:
Derrick's moustache is getting thicker, however it still doesn't want to go
any closer to his nose. It does make his upper lip look very flat. At the
beginning of the night he was able to part his hair down the middle giving
him a Camaro haircut. With his hair like that, you didn't notice the
moustache so much. This picture shows the drunk eyes, that usually
means that he shirt is coming off and he'll be doing handstands soon.
Sam:
Sam came up with one of the most creative moustaches of the night.
This moustache connects with his sideburns. He also added some flare
by dying it camouflage. How practical.
Sorry Sam I have no idea why this picture shows up black. This program
doesn't like your camara. Click on the black square to see Sam's beauty
of a 'stache.
Corrosion:
Last year Corson had far and away the best looking "Magnum P.I." in the
bunch. Thick and full. We weren't sure if we were going to let him
compete again this year. However, last year he came out of the
bathroom to show his girlfriend what he had done and she said this:
"You know, there are some things that you just can't un-see." This year
he took the more girlfriend-friendly approach and used his artistic skills
to create a 'stache not as full and luscious as the version that naturally
comes out of his upper lip.
Hurl Tuttle:
Hurl will soon join his father and brothers in Orange County, New York
where he will cash in on some of that motorcycle drama America loves.
He's also not just a hulk-o-manic, he lives this shit.
B. Powers:
B. Powers is just his stage name, if you call a bed a stage. B works in
the adult film industry and is working on his new facial expression he
calls the Sizzler.
Both Contestants claim they will shave down to regulation 'staches by
Stuporbowl next Saturday.
Brett and Steph:
Brett and Steph have a lot in common. No one could guess, however,
that when they each grew moustaches they would be so similar.
By the looks on Brett's face we might wonder where her hands are.
