

| Hoosier's Bio Emily plays a role similar to a team manager. What does a Team Manager do? Well a team manager creates names like "'Stache Bash" and consults with you on stylistic choices such as: making sure you don't wear your Cars-r-coffins socks on the same day you wear the Cars-r-coffins T-shirt. Thus far she has also acted as a team Soigneur, although she won't be giving Tyler a massage anytime soon. Had she not been out of town during that one race she totally would have given us a water bottle hand up. No kidding. Emily is from Indiana, the home of a team that paved the way for teams like ours: the Cutter's. Emily is not, however, a Cutter. She is way too fashion forward to ever ride a Roadmaster and her parents have a pool. Never the less we thank her for everything she does and her home state for producing the greatest team ever to suck. Emily runs a personal race of truth on her road bike on the way to work and can be seen swerving home from bars on a beautiful bubble gum pink Surly 1X1. Emily is part of the creative force and the glue that holds us together. She's the funniest person that's dumb enough to ride a bike. Just be careful, sometimes she like to stare at boys in Lycra. |
