You're already screwing around instead of working, so help Fat Cyclist out.

Click HERE and get the story.

Or just click HERE, scroll to the bottom and vote for "CADABRA"

Help a fatty out, fight cancer, and it costs you nothing. What could be better?

Free beer?

And I knew the minute I clicked "Submit" that I was going to get a response JUST like that. Thank you for renewing my faith in humanity, or at least the riders of Cat6.

Yes, free beer would be better. But in the range of things that might ACTUALLY happen, I think this is about as good as it gets.

NOW are you happy??

free beer is not better.

free beer is best.

wuh..free Tibet?