| FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE March 25, 2004 Dear cycling fans, We are extremely proud to announce the roster for the 2004 Category 6 Racing Squad. We are very excited about the upcoming season and we will most assuredly finish at the top in every race. The squad will be competing in the majority of all slow and amateur races in the 2004 season. This year Category 6 Racing Squad will be led by none other than the Spanish Hammer, Craig "The Keg" Conrad. He will bring many weeks of experience to the team. Tristan "Ginsu" Ansell will assist Craig to the top of the mountains make sure he is at the front of the peleton in every race. Tyler "Skidsey" Denniston will be assisting Craig with his many podium girls as he will be far too busy to handle them all. Tyler's moustache and extremely hairy chest will work well in his position and make him a crucial part of the team. Myself, Derrick "D-train" Lewis will double as directeur sportif and prem lap sprint finisher. This will secure piles of schwag that we will use to supply our team instead of using corporate sponsorship. Scott "50-Grit" Backer will undoubtedly protect the team in the peleton with his stern looks and fierce demeanor. We will set up training camp immediately in beautiful Southwest Bloomington. Where we will focus on trying not to cry during long uphills and keeping the rubber side down. This should be a fantastic year of racing. Here are some quotes from our team leaders (I think?): Estimados colegas, Me siento muy orgulloso de ser nombrado capitán de este equipo. Antes de aceptar esta oportunidad que me ofreció nuestro director deportivo, Derrick Lewis, creo que es importante que verifiquemos mis habilidades. No estoy seguro de que sea el único candidato del grupo para ser capitán, así que no estaría en contra de algún tipo de concurso en que verificaríamos las habilidades de todos. Les agredezco por la oportunidad de participar en este equipo y tengo ganas de verlos en el asfaltado. Sinceramente, José Luis Fernandez Gonzalez de Barranquero Je voudrais aimer devenir votre domestique. C'est un grand plaisir pour moi que vous avez demander moi. j'espere dans quel que's annee que je peuvrait votre domestique dans le grand boucle. Merci pour l'invitation grand chef. Le petit domestique Ginsu Sincerely, Derrick Lewis C6RS Directeur Sportif |
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