Sing-a-long Sam's Bio
Sam is the prettiest member of our team.  He made is debut racing solo at the
Dakota Crit series.  Category 6 scouts immediately began recruiting him. He is
20% Rock Star and accustomed to negotiating contracts for his soul.  So he
didn't come as easy, but like all rock stars at some point you're in it for the cash
and not the cause.  "It used to be about the bike Sam. What happened, man?"  

Sam is currently starting our satellite team in sunny Seattle.  He has re-located
there to find serenity from the madness of Minneapolis.  Sam was
commissioned to write Girl Carl's Bio, but the Little Apple proved to be too
distracting for him.  He figured Seattle could cure his writers block.  It worked for
Fraser Crane.  It's been a few months now and still no sign of a bio for Carl.  
That's alright by us we won't rush greatness.  

Updated Bio has happened.  While Sam may race his bike he does not race
with a pen.  Sam was commisioned to write Carl's bio on March 2nd, 2005.  
Four sentences were returned on September 20th 2005.  That's about one
sentence every month and a half.  


Race Results 2005

360 Flip to 50-50 switch.........................  Busted Arm






Race Results 2004
The Sellout >
State Capitol Crit...................................

State Championship Crit........................

Tour of 10,000 Lakes Stage Race........
Stage 1 Time Trial.........................
Stage 2 Opus Crit..........................
Stage 3 Sibley County RR.............
Stage 4 Plymouth Crit....................

Opus Crit #6..........................................

Opus Crit #5 .........................................

Opus Crit #4..........................................

Opus Crit #3..........................................

Opus Crit #2..........................................

Dakota Crit............................................






Rider of the Year standing................
9th
(Best arm warmers in attendance)





















7th in 4/5

4th in Beginners race





51st
Sam started late and ended up crushing both Tyler and our team captain in
the Rider of the Year standing.  Not only does Sam take high racing honors,
he also out dresses every rider in the peloton.  His most dominating fashion
statement and favorite accessory were his pastel Pink and Yellow striped
arm warmers.  It's a cold morning for the rest of the racers, both in arm
temperature and in wardrobe humiliation.  Keep an eye out for
imitators.