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Given Racing Nickname: Skidsey
Style: Jank
Position on the Team: Podium Girl Destracter
Abilities: Lockin' 'em up (his brakes: Skidsey)
Given racing Nickname: Fullrich (here's why)
Style: weak
Position on the team: Directeur Sportif
Abilities: Vicious sprints shorter than 50 yards.
Claim to fame: Swears his heart rate monitor read
to 220 once.
Given Racing Nickname: the Spanish Hammer
Style: Lanky
Position on the Team: El Capitan
Abilities: Destroys the squad on the Ohio Street hill
except for October 16, 2004 at 10:24am when Derrick
made him look fat.
Claim to fame: Cleanest handlebar wrapping jobs
around.
Given Racing Nickname: Cap'n John
Riding Style: Expensive
Position on the Team: Silent but deadly
Abilities: Can wield pro bike race trivia at the
Olympic level.
Quote: "You're right I haven't met the required 18
pieces of flare in my cubicle."
Given Racing Nickname: The Sellout/Primadonna
Riding Style: Damp
Position on the Team: 1st Lieutenant, Style Liaison
Abilities: Riding in colder weather than the rest of the team
can handle.
Claim to fame: Go ahead, Let him in. He really is with the
band.
Given Racing Nickname: Girl Carl
Riding Style: Mysterious
Position on the Team: Ace of Spades
Abilities: Rides bikes with crooked forks
straight.
Quote: "Ivan Basso is much better looking than
Jan."
Given Racing Nickname: 50 Grit Shit Magnet
Riding Style: Dodgie
Position on the Team: The Enforcer
Abilities: Holds the bathroom record for
fastest shower at QBP.
Quote: "Welcome to the TBC. Sorry about that"
Given Racing Nickname: Ginsu
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Position on the Team: Le Petit Domestique
Abilities: Slicing the wind
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Given Racing Nickname: Little D
Riding Style: Rudy
Position on the Team: Darkhorse
Abilities: Solo finishes (First or last)
Claim to Fame: Showed up for team photo at
7:30am after a hard night of partying only to
realize Tyler slept in and couldn't take the photo.
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Given Racing Nickname: the Checkbook
Style: Bold claims of grandeur, with little to no follow
through.
Position on the Team: 2 cubicles down
Abilities: Power to do or beat anything in the distant
future.
Claim to fame: "Don't worry DS I will waste you up
Ohio someday if I ever get a bike."
Given Racing Nickname: T3
Riding Style: Aero
Position on the Team: Squirrelly ex-triathlete
Abilities: Grows Moustaches so thick and full
the team feels pre-pubescent
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Given Racing Nickname: AD2B, Plan Bee,
Stinger
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Quote: "Cat 6 team caps can safely hold 6oz of
vomit"
Given Racing Nickname: Nunchuck
Riding Style: Erik Zabel
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Given Racing Nickname: Curly
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Position on the Team: Supermodel
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Claim to fame: Winner of WWAMR 2007.
Given Racing Nickname: Yo Yo
Style: Off the front... Off the back... Off the front.
Position on the Team: Style consultant, Rand
McNally.
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Given Racing Nickname: Flundini
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Given Racing Nickname: HJ (Honest Josh)
Riding Style: Angry
Position on the Team: Climber Extraordinaire
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Given Racing Nickname: Trench Warfare
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Claim to fame: Last Cat 6er to get called for
high sticking.
Given Racing Nickname: He wants us to call him the
Phoenix. Don't worry we don't call him that.
Style: 18 and life to go.
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Claim to fame: Fast as Stephen Hawking, Smart as
George Hincapie.
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Given Racing Nickname: Buzz
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Quote: "Take that, car"
Given Racing Nickname: Dar-be-que / Yo-yo
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Given Racing Nickname: All the Way Ray
Riding Style: Lots
Position on the Team: Protector of Fun
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Quote: "Will ride for smoky treats"
Given Racing Nickname: CX Steven
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